AI Safety Game

Your Goal: Save the world and make sure humanity thrives.

Compute
computer
Grahams number flops
A computer with Grahams number flops in serial, and Grahams number bytes of RAM.
Input-Output
file_download
Clippy
You have a .exe file on your laptop that, if clicked, runs a superintelligent paperclip-maximizer. Specifically, it's the program a paperclip-loving galaxy-spanning singleton in a different universe would write, if they knew they had to run it on your laptop in your universe. Turns out your laptop is enough to run some pretty smart behaviors, if the code is optimized well enough.
Alignment Data
smart_toy
Clippy Did Nothing Wrong
It turns out that actually the human utility function (or: the true morality, if you believe in that sort of thing) really is just the total number of paperclips in existence.
Politics
account_circle
Phone to World Leaders
You magically know the contact info of all world leaders at all times. If they change it, you know what it changes to.
Fun
celebration
Speed
You can put your brain into a state where it thinks 10x faster than normal. The whole world appears to you to be moving in slow-mo. Your sleep cycle speeds up too.
Problem
warning
Putin Wants You Dead
Ever heard of polonium poisoning? Ah. Well, be advised that for some reason you are on Putin's hit list; you expect an attempt in the next four months.

You can find out about the original game on Lesswrong

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